The Telling of Bad Jokes

You have certainly fallen into error child. But it is not the sort of error of which you think.

You see, the telling of bad jokes is not a vice, but a virtue - that is your error. Thou art truly gifted. As one once-great prophet noted - it's not that the joke wasn't funny - they just didn't get it!

Puns, plays on words, moans and groans following therefrom - these are truly gifts from the gods. Those that do hear you and groan afterward - these do not bemoan your presence. Were you to be gone, then would they be sorry. Revel in the fact that the groans that follow your words would be moans of sorrow were you gone. No pagan group is complete without their punster. Blessed, truly, are you, in the sight of the gods.

In that spirit - here are some that might help you out ...

What do you call thirteen witches in a hot-tub?
A self-cleaning coven.

What do you say to an angry witch?
Ribbit.

What's the definition of sadomasochism?
A ceremonialist who attends amateur Wiccan rituals for fun.

How many Wiccans does it take to change a light-bulb?
At least four
A high-priestess to command it
A High-priest to oversee the command
and a male-female pair to complete the bulb-changing rite, after making the sacred pilgrimage to Walmart in order to procure the new source of illumination.

How many Ceremonialists does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but it must be done on a Wednesday, when Mercury is direct, following instructions printed on vellum which was made from a young unblemished sheep, sacrificed on a Thursday with a waxing gibbous moon. The aspirant to the light-changing ritual shall be clothed in pure egyptian cotton with 427 thread-count, either white, or dyed in a natural color which depicts the purpose of the room in which the bulb shall shine. The old bulb will, of course be disposed of in a manner befitting its long life of service.
Following the ritual of changing, prior to illumination, the room shall, of course, be cleansed, and a ritual of illumination shall likewise be followed.

How many Chaos Magicians does it take to change a light-bulb?
Just one. He or she should have an ample supply of light-bulbs from which a bulb will be retrieved, and into which the old one shall be placed.
When it takes more than six tries to find a working bulb, more new bulbs are purchased and tossed into the crate to improve the odds.

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